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pee pee rager page 

When a dude's got backed up yellow rain from failing to drain the lizard, it will cause what the scientists call an "erection," aka a boner, baby arm, long-necked mushroom, helmeted broomstick, purple-headed beanstalk, etc. In order to avoid confusion/humiliation that this is an erection caused by sweater-meat, nipplites, lady butts, or vagina-time, one would place a note on the zenith of the tent-pole rager which tries to poke through the denim, cotton, polyester, wool, or loin-cloth. This note simply states pee pee. The note itself is the pee pee rager page.
-Whoa dude, please tell me that's a handgun in your pants...

-I can't do anything about it. it's there cus I have to pee so bad.

-Well you can't walk around the locker room with your dick all hard like that, someone might think you're a gay. Here, tape this pee pee rager page on the apex of your hog. So as to avoid confusion.

-Wow thanx. Wanna play listen to Counting Crows later?
pee pee rager page by Barnaby J October 11, 2008
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pee pee rager page 

When a dude's got backed up yellow rain from failing to drain the lizard, it will cause what the scientists call an "erection," aka a boner, baby arm, long-necked mushroom, helmeted broomstick, purple-headed beanstalk, etc. In order to avoid confusion/humiliation that this is an erection caused by sweater-meat, nipplites, lady butts, or vagina-time, one would place a note on the zenith of the tent-pole rager which tries to poke through the denim, cotton, polyester, wool, or loin-cloth. This note simply states pee pee. The note itself is the pee pee rager page.
-Whoa dude, please tell me that's a handgun in your pants...

-I can't do anything about it. it's there cus I have to pee so bad.

-Well you can't walk around the locker room with your dick all hard like that, someone might think you're a gay. Here, tape this pee pee rager page on the apex of your hog. So as to avoid confusion.

-Wow thanx. Wanna play listen to Counting Crows later?
pee pee rager page by Barnaby J October 9, 2008

rage page 

A page you write on a forum/website after having a bad experience with a user/the website. Generally regarded as a "nerd rage" as well.
Boy: I totally just posted a rage page on 4chan's /b/ because they called me fat
rage page by SuperKittenMan January 27, 2010

Ranger Paper 

The one sheet of toilet paper issued in a US Military MREs (Meals Ready to Eat). When you take a shit you push the paper over your strong hand index finger then wipe your ass with your finger. After wiping take pull the paper off your finger to clean it.
After a cold Beans and Franks MRE I had to take a runny shit. Thankfully I had not thrown away my Ranger Paper.
Ranger Paper by take's a lick'n September 19, 2009

page rage 

When you rant like crazy on a blog, facebook status update, tweet, message board, or in the comments section under a story expressing your dislike and frustration over a particular issue.

The issues people usually page rage over are pointless and mundane (but don't tell the page rager that) because they usually have it so good that minor irritations are all that the have to complain about.
I can't believe didn't have acidophilus milk at the organic-fair trade co-operative so I totally went on a page rage about it on my blog! fml.
page rage by truth victor February 7, 2010

paper raper 

noun:: one who looks at, and/or masturbates to anime porn. see hentai
dude. thats fuckin sick. i can believe you get off to that anime shit, you sick paper raper.
paper raper by jenou April 28, 2007

t-paper raper

A person that uses way to much toilet paper to wipe their ass. This person often clogs toilets and has multiple toilet plungers in their home.
Tim: Dude, where's the toilet plunger; the toilet's clogged again?
Tom: How many times did you wipe?
Tim: 4, why?
Tom: You, t-paper raper, you.
t-paper raper by Challenge December 13, 2009