G.R.O.S.S.

G.R.O.S.S. is an anti-girl club, as popularized by Calvin & Hobbes. The name is an acronym that stands for Get Rid Of Slimy GirlS

Based in a treehouse (with occasional emergency meetings inside a cardboard box), the main objective of G.R.O.S.S. club is to annoy, bother, and harass girls. Calvin and Hobbes are its only members, and they sometimes plan missions to do so.

Look for local chapters of G.R.O.S.S. now forming in a neighbourhood near you.

o Calvin: "I've got it! We'll call our club G.R.O.S.S. - Get Rid Of Slimy Girls! That way, Susie Derkins can't join!"

o Hobbes: "Is she slimy?"

o Calvin: "All girls are slimy. Now the first order of business is to elect officiers."

o Hobbes: "I get to be president! I get to be president!"

o Calvin: "Oh, no you don't! This whole club was my idea, so I get to be president."

o Hobbes: "Ok, then I get to be king and tyrant."

o Calvin: "Hey, no! That's what I want to be! You can be president!"

G.R.O.S.S. by malarky2020 October 5, 2009

A.S.S.R.O.A.R 

Astronomical Self-Serving Right of Arrogant Ridicule, or A.S.S.R.O.A.R for short.

This guy is violating my assroar.

A.S.S.R.O.A.R by Dizzy December 30, 2004

R.O.F.L.M.A.O.S.P 

rolling on floor laughing my ass of scaring people

did u see the guy who has a mangina! I R.O.F.L.M.A.O.S.P 'd so hard!!!! how the fuck does he have sex?

R.O.F.L.M.A.O.S.P by neobomb3r April 25, 2011

D.R.O.S.K. 

An acronym: Dick rotting on steak knife. A multi-purpose word which portrays the true condition of man.

Man, I was taking a shit, and my foot started cramping; we are D.R.O.S.K..

D.R.O.S.K. by Thicc Hiccup January 4, 2023

A.F.R.O.S. 

The highest level of friendship; where no matter what you do, what you say, or what you are thinking, you are inseparable. Acronym: Always Friends Regardless Of Shit

After the secrets we've shared, despite the trouble we've caused each other, and the stupid things we'll always regret doing, him and I are A.F.R.O.S. for life.

A.F.R.O.S. by 🎩BourbonPictionary🎩 February 19, 2015

R O S A G 

when u get a rash on ur sack and gooch

Guy 1: I dont know what that thing is on my sack and gooch but it hurts!
Guy 2 : Oh man haha you have a rosag!

R O S A G by zach March 22, 2005

ROSI (R.O.S.I.) 

Return On Social Investment

- A ratio which can be approximated by the following formula:

Benevolence or good deeds by others towards you and/or your own positive emotions caused by your positive actions towards others

/ (DIVIDED BY)
your own benevolence/good deeds towards others

- Ideally your personal ROI-ratio should be around 1 or above.
(Love is the only thing that grows, if you spread it, remember=)

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How a person measures/thinks about this ratio will differ widely. A very altruistic person that gives a lot towards others "without the need to get anything back in return" still may get back a lot - simply in the form of positive emotions/feelings/praise, etc.
NOTA BENE:
If your respectful interaction with a person/group results for you in more negative than positive reactions from their part, then cancel contact.
...Dooh: I guess you knew that already, right?

- A"pseudo-sociopsychological" term that I came up with some time ago. Recently someone left my life for all the wrong reasons. My neighourhood seems to go down the drain. And yesterday I gave shelter to a self-proclaimed homeless stranger for one night (in a seperate room:). This Person robbed me. Now it was time to put this down in writing.

to put it in a nutshell:
BE NICE AND GET HAPPY! - BUT KEEP SAFE AND SANE!

Qiu:
Aww, dude - Remember how the ROSI ROSI (R.O.S.I.) with my girlfriend had been getting worse and worse lately? I really tried to fix it. And now she broke up with me and said that I was funny, had a good heart and all... but that she was looking for more security. I don't understand, man!??

Didi: Security my ass!! For some people security is just a euphemism for the dolla! Don't worry - she wasn't that fresh anyway. You'll get better love and ROSI somewhere else!

Qiu: Thanks, man, I love you bro! Time with you is always well invested.

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Calculation example:

A is looking for an affordable flat downtwon. Aunty X of A makes one phone call to an acquaintance she knows, although she knows that person holds a grudge against her because of reason Z. The phone call is therefore difficult, but her niece A gets to see and rent a flat she likes soone thereafter

IN RELATION TO

A had called her aunt several times a week when she was in hospital for cancer treatment and felt sad and lonely.
(NOTA BENE: A had done this at the time without the prospects of getting something in return! Aight?

ROSI (R.O.S.I.) by shifuQ August 2, 2018