qwag

To choke on marijuana smoke from a water filtered device. Originally from Humboldt Co. Cali.

You qwag'd you noob...

by Mr Anderson December 5, 2004

qwag

Any substance, liquid, slime or muck that cannot be identified easily. This word was founded and orginated in southern NJ, although some would argue its origin was closer to the Toms River area. Those claims are pure qwag.

Jackie- "Ewwww whats that mysterious gross stuff on your leg"

Shane- "I got qwag all over me" !!
Shane " man im Qwaggin'"

by Suga Shane September 5, 2007

Qwag

An object or person that you love and care about

Hey Qwag what's up, you ready to be my best man at my wedding?

by BGriff24 June 4, 2017

Qwag

1.) A handy word that means anything.

2.) The answer for every question.

1.)
"Dude, I almost beat level 18!"
"QWAG!"

2.)
"What did you get on your history final?"
"I got an A+"
"HOW?"
"I put Qwag for every answer."

by pocketlikechange March 19, 2010

Qwag

:n: Of or relating to a person who frequently hooks up with people under the age of consent.

Derived from the name of cartoon character "Glenn Quagmire" who also enjoyed the art of cradle robbing.

Synonyms include: cradle robber, Cradle snatcher, manther

Stop hooking up with 4 year olds you qwag, you're 25!

by Horny harry April 17, 2017

Qwag Bag

A total moron or douche that acts stuck up. One is a QWAG BAG when they act like a dick. A dumb dick

David: Did you hear that Brad ate that expired applesauce?

Spencer: Yea he’s such a Qwag Bag

by Mackdaddycam June 10, 2019