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1. cradle robber
A person who taps people significantly younger than he/she is. If X is the older person's age then they are a cradle robber if they date a person who is less than half of their age plus 7 years. But for this function to work, X must be greater than or equal to 18. (Y = .5X + 7 X:18,infinity))
Teddy: Is Albert with Evelyn?

Mike: Mos Def

Teddy: What a cradle robber.

Mike: Word
2. cradle robber
a term which is often jokingly targetted to an older partner in a relationship, or, one that lays with those under the age of consent
wow, it looks as if she's robbin' the cradle - they start young now-a-days eh?
by Ilianivich Mar 15, 2003 share this
3. cradle robber
One who dates someone who is significantly younger than them.
Wow John is a cradle robber, hes a senior and he's dating a girl in 7th grade.
4. Cradle Robber
A person who is of a legal age who's boyfriend/girlfriend is under the legal age.

A name used to tease someone who is legal and is dating someone under the age of 18.
Iphraem is a cradle robber because he's 18 and he's dating Veronnica who's only 16.
5. Cradle robber
A person who likes/dates someone significantly younger than him/her.
SPOILER:
Jacob Black is a cradle robber because he's in love with an infant at the end of Breaking Dawn. UGH SO NOT HOT ANYMORE!
6. cradle robber
A guy, or girl who is dating a guy or girl under the age of consent.
"Michael Jackson is a cradle rober."
by Vanna Nov 20, 2003 share this
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