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to complain incessently
Bob: I don't wanna go
Tod: Quit your quifing shitface
by zetsumei naisho March 08, 2005
In my Montreal-based understanding of it, a {quif} is actually a {taub}. At least that how it was defined in N.D.G. (Notre Dame de Grace or No Damned Good), depending if you lived there or not.
"You stupid quif". "You are such a quif"
by shadowmc July 19, 2006
when air is expelled from a womans fanny
oh u bitch u quifed
by bette midler September 29, 2003
a ginormous delicious muffin
chelsea buttered a blueberry quif and ate it for breakfast
by quifilicious June 02, 2005