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Midnight Quickie 

The act of waking up in the middle of the night with the urge to have a quick wank.
Most of the time when I have a Midnight Quickie , I always forget to clean up, resulting in waking up with a crusty hand.
Midnight Quickie by Freeride Cazza September 10, 2016
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Quickbeat 

To wonder off quickly when around a group of people due to an instant urge to get a nut, and hide while rapidly beating your talllywacker (cock) until you blow your load.
Dude where the hell is nick I just saw him? What a faggot hes probably getting a quickbeat in the closet again, lets go throw shit at him.
Quickbeat by Balls Deep369 March 30, 2009

Quickie Monster 

A person, usually in a relationship, who really gets off on having lots and lots of quickie sex.

Etym.: Cookie Monster + quickie
"Dave insisted on squeezing in sexy time every morning this week just before the bus came! He just can't control himself, he's like the Quickie Monster!"

with the quickness 

To do something in a quick or fast manner. It is the sole mission of Speedy Gonzales...
The police were chasing me so I ran with the quickness.
with the quickness by AntMuscle April 25, 2006

the quickness

adjective, doing something fast or in need to do something fast.
Say Joe, if dude wanna make that paper, he betta get here with the quickness.
the quickness by doughnigga July 17, 2006

...with the quickness 

A phrase/suffix added at the end of sentences to imply the severe urgency of a situation. It can also be added to suggest the high speed of which an action is completed.


The house was on fire so Nate had to jump off the roof with the quickness.

Sandy was 30 minutes late for work, so she had to get dressed with the quickness.

Jason: DAAAAAYUM...You see that broad right there??
Keith: Yeah...she got cakes for days...
Jason: Yo, you need to scoop her up...with the quickness.