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The present participle of quofe.

Emitting penile flatulence, i.e., emitting air or gas from the penis through the urethra.

ETYMOLOGY: "Quofe" is the male form of queef.

NOTE: Quofes are a rare phenomenon compared to queefs because it is much harder for air to become stuck in a man's urethra than in a woman's comparatively larger vagina. Quofes occur most frequently after a catheter has been inserted into the penis and removed, leaving air trapped in the bladder or urethra.
After Reginald's catheter was removed, he tried to take a piss, but ended up quofing and splattering urine everywhere.
quofing by fauxbourdon December 28, 2005
Related Words

queefinart 

The act when a guy shoves a straw up his anus, and then puts the other end into a girl's vagina and farts.
After Dairy Queen, took my girl back to my house and I gave her a queefinart. Needless to say, I was done with my frosty.
queefinart by coda jane huab July 13, 2012
A drag queen wiener; a dick that has been tucked into one’s own bunghole as to accommodate scanty lingerie. :noun:
That babe defiantly had a queiner; Lisa had her hand way up in that crotch and felt nothing.
queiner by Disneyland Chand September 4, 2022

queefinator 

big queef make the woprld shake
person 1: xenro is such a queefinator
person 2: yeaj i agree
xenro : i am queefrelaeasr27
queefinator by queefinator3 October 25, 2022

queefing 

pussy fart the musical
Queefing is something I frequently do
queefing by Hoof Dog April 10, 2017

queefington 

A term used by many in reference to preppy high school aged males. The word is especially hilarious because of the effeminate connotations of the word queef, and the images of wealth created by the suffix 'ington'.

Rocker: Hey Queefington, did your mom buy you that faggoty blazer?
Queefington: Actually, its from my prep school.
Rocker: Im going to kick your ass
queefington by john duffy October 15, 2005