quarantine time

where everyone is stuck inside and lets girls flirt w guys on snap. even tho these girls dont have feelings for any of them. they still have the privilege of doing it

girl 1: yk what time it is
girl 2: what?
girl 1: quarantine time ;)
girl 2: haha, how many you got? i got 10
girl 1: i got 20

by bobicka May 4, 2020

The Quarantine Time Paradox

The laws of the space and time continuum do not apply to the universe during quarantine. 'Time' is in league with the coronavirus and deliberately shits itself every now and then in an effort to fuck your brain up even more than it already is.

March 5 : *blinks*
April 21: *opens*
Me: "Holy fuckermoli what happened in the last month"
Friend: "Couldn't tell you mate, The Quarantine Time Paradox is playing tricks on us again"

by monkeykaka April 21, 2020

quarantine time

time goes by differently in quarantine due to the coronavirus and everything being closed

“wow man, you’re up at 11pm?” “no bro, it’s 8pm in quarantine time”

by ghostynipple April 16, 2020