quandarf 

When a male or any shreck character such as (lord farquad) fart out of there male genital and or (dick wad)

The man was walking down the street and saw farquad he automatically quandarfed and farted on his weenus

quandarf by farquad123 July 24, 2011

Quandart 

A "Quandart" is a very controversial weapon used to disable persons involved in sensual relationship with their grandma. In most countries the legality of a Quandart attack, depends on whether or not the relationship was further sensualized by the trials and tribulations of life in post 9/11 Sweden.

If a friend came back from post 9/11 sweden and started getting all sensual with his grandma, I would grab my Quandart and pop his ass!!

Quandart by Sir Wack-Alot September 29, 2008

quandorf 

A fart eminating from one's penis.

That quandorf sure blew me off my feet.

quandorf by Poseidon February 1, 2004

the twin river quandary 

When a male's urine stream divides into two widely separated streams and no amount of penile manipulation is able to direct both streams into the toilet bowl.The most frequent cause of this phenomenon is the piss slit becoming stuck together in the middle with smeg,chewing gum unejected,congealed jizz.

I stumbled into the bathroom,half asleep,began to urinate and notice both feet were getting wet.I was in the middle of the twin river quandary.

the twin river quandary by wolfbait51 May 15, 2011

Quandar 

Strictly speaking "Quandar" is an adjective used to describe a feeling, state, emotion, or un-godly sex act arising out of the trials and tribulations of living in a post 9/11 enviornment. As well, "Quandar" can be used in terms of tough parenting in direct relation to 9/11 and it's aftermath. One should be carefull when interjecting "Quandar" into casual conversation - being an emotionally charged term - using it lightly can have unforseen repercussions.

Ever since 9/11 the band South Paw have catered to an un-American, terrorist sympathising, communist tinged fan base, through lyrics that are definitely rooted in Quandar.

Ever since the towers fell, Tim and Grace have been caught multiple times engaging in some pretty untastefull sex acts. Alex and I are starting to think it is in direct correlation to post 9/11 stress and therefore can be considered Quandar in orgin.

Kathy's parenting has really stepped up into the realms of Quandar ever since the September 11 terror attacks. Recently she didnt let Kyle go to the bathroom in his own house because the terror alert had been raised to code orange.

Quandar by Sir Wack-Alot December 30, 2005

Quandarius 

Never Meet A Quandarius Because They Are Rare Human Beings And Are Very Talented and Majestic.

Look There's A Quandarius

Quandarius by UnknownGuy82 March 13, 2017

Tame Impala Quandary 

The sense of uncertainty when one is unsure whether a musical artist is a single person or group, especially when referring to the artist in conversation.

“Is his new record out?”
“His? They’re a band not a guy. Tame impala quandary huh?”

Tame Impala Quandary by Thelonious Allah Bowie November 27, 2021