by Craig Karp December 30, 2004
A quaffer, pronounced alternately "kwaffer" or "quayfer", is an alternative word semen, but can only refer to semen when applied to a female face or ingested by a female in a sexual act.
by Orderite February 14, 2009
A cunnilinguist who gobbles vaginas so cavernous that they suck the air from the eaters lungs, hence requiring the taking of deep breaths before feeding.
At the dog kennel, a tall, bearded, bald man - a known cunny-quaffer - stalked her, following her to her station wagon. Could he smell her?
by Alexander Putin November 11, 2003
by Rutbag May 28, 2006
when referring to a wine, it is one that can stand alone. Further meaning it does not need to be drank with food, it takes the place of any beverage at any time of day
by X-man the first April 11, 2019