A hipster who wears a fedora hat, carries a messenger bag, and may or may not wear black rimmed glasses. Quabs often enjoy anime. Originates from the misreading of the OUAB, the Ohio Union Activities Board, logo at The Ohio State University. Term was coined in late 2009.
by Beng4499 April 19, 2012
When a seal is banging you and you poop out a baby. then the seal hits it in the head with a shovel, then hits you in the head with a shovel for being a stupid human. Then continues to bang you and when it is done poops in/on you.
The opposite of quabbing a twab.
The opposite of quabbing a twab.
by 8mileistheshit October 9, 2010
When your having sex with a seal and the seal poops out a baby seal, so you hit it with a shovel. Then, you hit the mother in the head with a shovel for being such a dumb seal and continue to bone her. After your done, you poop on her.
by THESHOKKKK February 17, 2005
2 little kids were in karate class and one took their belt off and started whipping the girl's butt with it then they took of their clothes and started butt
Sex then the little boy peed in her vag and then she squirted it out in his mouth then he ate it then shoved his arm up her butt then she started shitting Uncontrollably then the male teacher started yelling at them but then started to rape both of them and he chewed on their arms and legs and he sucked the kids Dick then someone called the popo and they came and arested him but then the teacher started sucking the cops dick then the cop joined it and it became a 4 some
Sex then the little boy peed in her vag and then she squirted it out in his mouth then he ate it then shoved his arm up her butt then she started shitting Uncontrollably then the male teacher started yelling at them but then started to rape both of them and he chewed on their arms and legs and he sucked the kids Dick then someone called the popo and they came and arested him but then the teacher started sucking the cops dick then the cop joined it and it became a 4 some
by betterthanjack June 25, 2009
by timmyg23 May 1, 2011
When you conquer the secret of a long lost ancient religion. Generally you gain some kind of otherworldly prize, and you earn the respect of all those who also know the secret.
jake: "the quab has been twabbed my boys"
boys: "good work jake, now you can collect your otherworldly prize."
boys: "good work jake, now you can collect your otherworldly prize."
by indianarexerine May 16, 2009
The a unit of measurement for ejaculate distance. Approximately equatable to 2.266 meters and is the final unit used to create the Unified Field Theorem.
by Dan Isa March 2, 2020