penometer

The official ANSI intrument for measuring penis length and girth

penometer by Cornwallis September 17, 2003

pornometer 

Measuring device in the study of pornology. Pornometers are primarily used by pornologists to determine how many P (1 Porn = .666667 inches) are in any given pornograph. The pornometer is a long device that is firmly attached to the scrote. Special care should be taken to calibrate it.

"Whoa I just received a pornogram from PetCo."
'Let me whip out my pornometer and appraise that for you'
"No, put that away; there are children here."

pornometer by Costco October 26, 2007

punometer 

A particular friend or acquaintance whose reaction is used to measure the success of a pun. Usually selected based on their lack of approval of puns in general.

The joke went down well, but my usual punometer wasn't there, so I don't know how good it really was.

punometer by TheJ9 June 1, 2011

peckometer 

some really attractive person that really makes a guy get a hard on. a penis reaction

man, she is so sexing I have got really got mega hard on. she rate a 110 on my peckometer! Man my penis is so hard Or. she is so gross, my peckometer rates less than zero.

peckometer by dilberry July 15, 2006

Picometer 

a measurement usually reserved for ken's penis. It is sometimes used, but not often, to measure atoms.

Kenneth Steven Jane's penis is one half picometers short.

Picometer by Vbsandwich February 11, 2010

Psychometer 

An emotional-intelligence based instrument of the brain, used in social settings, or other, to detect and pre-determine potentially psychotic, selfish, arrogant, spoilt, obsessive, stalker, head-screwing type of behaviour in prospective hookups, love interests, employers, friends etc..

Primarily used to avoid making the mistake of any future interaction with that person, whether it be physical, emotional, or other!

Person 1- hey Sarah, that guy over there is cute, no? wow he could be the father of my children!

Person 2- nah babe, the Psychometer is going off the richter!! don't need another one of those! they just screw with our heads and hearts!

Person 1- ah what a shame, thought he could've been a contender, in the running, as 'the one'!

Person 2- nope. let's get outta here chica

Person 1- yeah, nexxxxt

Psychometer by Shakeitoff October 25, 2011

Planometer 

(Plan*om*eter)When you plan your day or a certain period of time so rigid, you are defined by others as a Planometer

Stop being such a planometer! You always have such a strict schedule,that you never have any leisure time

Planometer by MoMento May 24, 2015