Penstruation 

Penstruation: menstruation that is brought on by penile penetration, despite the subject being pre or post menstruation. Penstruation is often discovered, post-coitus, due to bloody sheets (or other stained lovemaking surfaces). Anecdotally: women who have experienced penstruation report that it is associated with passionate, vigorous (condomless) sex, a fairly well endowed partner, and voluminous deposits of sperm, which may be why neither party usually minds the bloody after-effects too much.

"So, in a case of penstruation, who is responsible for washing the sheets, the girl or the guy?"

"Oh, the guy, of course."

Penstruation by jacandy December 30, 2011

Himalayan Pinstripe 

When having vaginal sex in the doggy style position, the guy inserts his index finger into her asshole, removing a globule of shit. When she turs around to ask what the fuck he thinks he is doing, he attempts to paint a line from the closest side of her face down the length of her body. Extra points if he makes it to her ankle before she presses charges.

Bro 1: Dude, you and Krista are still down for that 5fdp show Friday, right?

Bro 2: Nah. I gave her the old Himalayan Pinstripe the other day, so we are done, I am broke from posting bail, and the judge said I couldn't leave the county...

Himalayan Pinstripe by Mjolnir12982 June 15, 2016

Arizona Pinstripe

These are horizontal scratches that run from the front fender to the rear quarter panel. These scratches are frequent when off-roading in the Arizona Desert.

When I was driving down a dry wash, I got Arizona Pinstripes when I got too close to the bushes.

Arizona Pinstripe by "Big" Chris October 5, 2006

pwnstar 

A person who becomes so good at games of all types that others stop playing games with them altogether.

"Wanna come over for some Goldeneye?"
"Sure..but not if you invite Jonathan...he's a total pwnstar."

pwnstar by yanados October 5, 2006

Redneck Pinstriping 

When you are dipping and spit out of the window of a moving car.

Those marks on the side of his car were definitely remnants of some redneck pinstriping.

Redneck Pinstriping by RedneckJew April 1, 2009

pinstrosity 

2. a Pinterest pin of great and often frightening size, force, or complexity. Pinterest may be more pinstrosity than not - a high percentage anyway. Recipes, sewing, crafting, home decorating, DIY projects - all are subject to posts from the experienced who overestimate the same skills in their followers.

"I am looking for an Easter treat idea that isn't such a pinstrosity."

pinstrosity by northmo March 28, 2013

pinstripe 

1. to eat, drink, consume something in one swift motion, all at once.

2. to take in all at once.

1. I pinstriped a whole bag of chips in one sitting.

2. Jackie pinstriped Sean's bone last night, it was incredible. I couldnt believe she got it down!

pinstripe by Bimbamiknowyouwantsome January 24, 2009