puddlefucked

Whether you've stepped in a puddle trying to jump over it, gotten splashed by a passing car, or had to significantly adjust your walking path, you've been PUDDLEFUCKED.

Often a direct result of being puddlefucked is a wet pair of socks, causing extreme discomfort.

Kyle: "Ah, fuck...i just stepped in a puddle."
Ben: "Did your socks get wet?"
Kyle: "Yeah..."
Ben: "You just got puddlefucked."

puddlefucked by Ben j. k March 10, 2008

puddlefuck 

When one unintentionally steps in, or is otherwise submerged, in a puddle.

"Dude, I just stepped out of my car and got completely puddlefucked"

puddlefuck by Nicoslavia April 6, 2009

pubefuck 

When a guy trims or shaves all his pubes then repeatedly shoves them in and out of a girl’s vagina, ass, or mouth

Yo, you see that girl over there? I pubefucked her sister last night.

pubefuck by PubeFucker69 April 19, 2018

pukefucked 

fucked over by puke in some way, whether it be as a result of alcohol consumption or pathological affliction--can refer either to the state of continual vomiting or the mess produced by such vomiting

A) Yo what's up man?
B) *vomits on self noisily*
A) Wow you're totally pukefucked.

A) Dude where were you today?
B) Bent over pukefucked--I never left the bathroom.

pukefucked by Planeswalker_ November 6, 2008

puddlefuck 

A person who acts as if they have accomplished a lot in a given field, when in fact, they are unaware of how much they still need to learn. "Puddle" comes from the fact that the person thinks they have mastered something as large as the ocean, but really have made relatively little impact.

When I moved to the States, I realized that the market I had "dominated" was really small on a global scale; I was just a puddlefuck.

puddlefuck by Brekk February 27, 2007

puddlefuck 

A person who acts as if they have accomplished a lot in a given field, when in fact, they are unaware of how much they still need to learn. "Puddle" comes from the fact that the person thinks they have mastered something as large as the ocean, but really have made relatively little impact.

When I moved to the States, I realized that the market I had "dominated" was really small on a global scale; I was just a puddlefuck.

puddlefuck by Brekk December 14, 2008

Pukefuck 

Rough throat fucking with the specific intent of making one's partner puke

Max Hardcore used to pukefuck sluts
Pornstar Molly Smash was pukefucked

Pukefuck by nondescriptuserblank June 3, 2022