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When one unintentionally steps in, or is otherwise submerged, in a puddle.
"Dude, I just stepped out of my car and got completely puddlefucked"
by Nicoslavia April 03, 2009

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A person who acts as if they have accomplished a lot in a given field, when in fact, they are unaware of how much they still need to learn. "Puddle" comes from the fact that the person thinks they have mastered something as large as the ocean, but really have made relatively little impact.
When I moved to the States, I realized that the market I had "dominated" was really small on a global scale; I was just a puddlefuck.
by Brekk February 26, 2007

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A person who acts as if they have accomplished a lot in a given field, when in fact, they are unaware of how much they still need to learn. "Puddle" comes from the fact that the person thinks they have mastered something as large as the ocean, but really have made relatively little impact.
When I moved to the States, I realized that the market I had "dominated" was really small on a global scale; I was just a puddlefuck.
by Brekk February 25, 2007

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