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Putz-vetig 

Yiddish. Pain in the penis. Pronounced putz-vaytig.
He's a real putz-vetig, our president. A malchamoovitz. (Yiddish:angel of death).
Putz-vetig by Murray Haldanish September 27, 2019
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putz master 

A coworker who seemingly spends his entire workday visually immersed on meaningless activities while all of his collegues are extremely busy working on real business. His outward appearance suggests he is diligently involved in some pertainent project when, in fact, if the contents of his screen are inspected, it becomes quickly apparent that he is just putzing away the hours on some usless bullshit. Usually the putz master is a nice person and has been put into a position that intellectually they are unable to perform so the coworker is confused as to whether they should help support his pitiful facade or alternatively end it all in the parking lot.
Coworker: "Hey, what have you been working on all week?"

Putz Master: "Ah, well, some import stuff. I'll show it to you next week".

Coworker: (under his breath), "Fucking putz master"
putz master by raging Jorge October 8, 2010
is the same as 'pula' but in smaller proportions
shi umbli bai cu putza belita
putza by insperteese November 9, 2010
The act of getting so mad that the things around you start to heat up
putz12 by blue man 44 April 27, 2021
1. putz

Literally, vulgar slang for penis, not to be used lightly. More offensive than the schmuck, which can be used affectionately or teasingly. Rarely used to describe the member, schmuck does that.

"What a putz! Used the same as What an asshole!"

2. putz

(n) a stupid, ignorant person; someone who doesn't pay attention to anything going on; one who makes stupid remarks

"Reiner is a putz. He is always scamming on women. No wonder, he can't stay married."

3. Putz

A "putz" is yiddish (derogatory) for prick.

Oh, don't be such a putz!
"Reiner is a putz. He is always scamming on women. No wonder, he can't stay married."
Putz by Sara Smiles October 28, 2013
German term of endearment or nickname meaning "little one" or "cute one"

Most notably used by Ernst Hanfstaengl, an American-German diplomat.
Putzi, could you help me with this paperwork?
Putzi by Spoonish July 15, 2009