Pissologist {\pis AWL' ə jĭst\ (n.)} Somewhat vulgar slang term for "urologist", a medical specialty doctor who diagnoses & treats problems with the human urinary & reproductive systems; including cancer of the penus.
Gosh darn diddly-arn-it!!! I have to go to the stupid pissologist today so that he can examine those growths on my nutsack!!!
A pantologist is jack-of-all trades; one who likes to learn about many different things. Why specialize in one thing when there's so much more you could do? That would be boring.
Someone who's an expert at all things Vagina . One who can tell you all types of ways to make a pussy happy, and can help you from upsetting one . A certified pussyologist amazes even women with his knowledge of the coochie.
"My boyfriends just told me stuff about my vagina that I'd never even heard of ! He's a real pussyologist"
Yankee Dude: Hey Limey! What's propaganda?
Limey Dude (closet punologist): A real male goose! (runs away)
ie. Proper Gander. (ie. male goose)
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