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6. pussywhipped
when a man loses his testicles to his woman.

All men who wish to have any form of relationship (or just get laid) must be pussywhipped to a certain degree. The minor offenders are never called pussywhipped, only the men who allow their woman to walk all over them and totally control every aspect of their life (even if the woman is not in the smae state at the time).
Friend1: Dude, Ryan is really pussywhipped. He follows Christian all over the place, doesn't talk to his friends (unless she does) and only hangs out with her and her friends.
Friend2: At least he's getting some
Friend1: Yeah, but we havn't seen him in 4 months. Tommorow I'm gonna report him missing to the police
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1. pussywhipped
When a male of the species will not do anything against his significant other's wishes for fear that she will retaliate by not performing sexual favors for him.
Friend #1: "Man, that bitch has Jack pussywhipped! Know where he is?"
Friend #2: "Yeah, he's so afraid he won't get any tonight, he's home watching 'Dawson's Creek' with her instead of at the World Series with us!"
Friend #3: "Damn, what a loser."
by FaerieAne Dec 3, 2003 add a video
2. pussywhipped
adj. Describing a heterosexual male who is socially and emotionally dominated by his life partner.
Jeff won't come to our tailgate party. He's so pussywhipped Alex Karras sent him a sympathy card!
by Nappy Martin Nov 30, 2003 add a video
3. Pussywhipped
To be rather overly obsessive about one's girl friend right up to the point that when she says "Jump", you say, "How High?", for fear that, should you displease her, you will not be getting any that night. Extreme cases of this can lead to some gut-wrenchingly naff behavioural patterns (i.e. kissing the handset when she phones you.)
"I'm not pussywhipped, I'm in love. And she IS a sweet little pie..." - Anon. Pussywhipped Lover
by KHD Feb 1, 2004 add a video
4. pussywhipped
The enviable state of being the happy boyfriend or husband of a beautiful sexy woman when all your male friends are single and bitter.
"Sorry, guys, I'm hitting a club with my girl tonight, so I can't come over for poker night. Yeah, yeah, I'm pussywhipped, whatever, but she looks better in a dress than any of you."
5. pussywhipped
When a male loses all his dignity that he falls so far as to be ruled completely by his "girlfriend".
Friend 1:Where the fuck is Fred, he's missin out on some serious shit.
Friend 2: Dude, he's w/ his fuckin' girlfriend as usual.
Friend 3: The usual huh, he's definately pussywhipped.
7. pussywhipped
a pussywhipped guy is a spineless insecure butt kissing sissy man who has to agree with everthing his girl says,and give in to every demand,even if he loses his guy friends he doesnt care,because he is so insecure he fears disagreeing with her because this might upset the emperor,and he cant take the risk of being single because of his insecurities.this type of guy is simply a joke,the key to being in the pussywhipped hall of fame is simple things like,we watched football every sunday at his house,but now his girlfriend goes there on sunday so were not allowed over,but guess what hes doing,sitting there watching football.thats the problem with these people,likes wht the big deal if his guy friends watch football while shes there,i dont get it,but no,if shes coming over the fortrace goes up and no 1 may enter or leave.because he has to use all his focus seeing if he can stick his head all the way up her ass.it is hard to believe why any women dates these idiots,because to me it goes against human nature,but for the girl it makes them feel more important and special because everything goes her way.to me being a pussywhipped stooge is not about sex,its about relationships.the pussywhipped male is the most insecure on the planet,and its the fear of not being in a relationship which makes this putz feel like hes a loser with no life,so he has to protect the relationship at all cost,and this means putting the girl before everyone or anyone,it really doesnt have anything to do w...
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