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When something is so adorable it reminds you of every cute genitalia you've ever seen, it is used to describe anythong even your mum's new airfryer

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When something is the cutest thing youve ever seen reminding you of every cute genitalia youve ever seen, even your mums airfryer

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Me: Bro you feelin alright? That was a pretty big hit off the bong.
Friend: Bro I’m High as Giraffe Pussy

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When someone is so stoned on weed that they are worthless for anything more complicated than processing oxygen.

Juan was high as bird pussy last night and forgot to not inhale.

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So slick you can't stand up in it

Watch out, Mack said it was slick as owl pussy!!

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"Hey man I banged a hot chick last night, but I think she has a kid."
"Ha, there is no such thing as free pussy."

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