bumping purses 

When two homosexual males want to have butt sex, but can not because they are both bottoms.

Lance and Ethan wanted to fool around, but they'd just be bumping purses.

bumping purses by black winter October 14, 2009

pursue other opportunities 

To be fired or forced out of a job due to failure or scandal. The "opportunities" to be "pursued" may include crying, applying for unemployment, eating cheetos, and watching daytime talk tv. A close analogue, usually used in politics or sports, is the departure "to spend time with his family."

In the wake of its failure to meet earnings targets, the company announced that its chief financial officer would be leaving to pursue other opportunities and the company was planning to focus on its core competencies.

pursue other opportunities by smythy September 15, 2009

Pursue the Pumpkin 

v: to make an attempt to speak to, impress, and seduce any number of females

ex. 1: Jordy, tonight we are going out and we are pursuing the pumpkin

ex. 2: PJ, stop being a little bitch and pursue the pumpkin

Pursue the Pumpkin by Riley_T_D October 21, 2010

Slapping Purses 

The act of hostile and competitive scissoring between sexual partners

Kate and Magdalena were slapping purses so hard last night both have bruised gooches.

Slapping Purses by Basely Minor November 23, 2019

Pursue 

(Verb) To to push yourself to do something until you've attained it, pursue could also mean to chase something or someone but for a good reason, I hope.

"I'm going to pursue my goals of getting that new Gucci belt!"

"They are going to pursue that white van to find the missing child."

Pursue by Probably a Cat March 8, 2019

Exit Pursued By A Bear 

When you're having sex with a fat, burly, hairy gay man, and he informs you that he has AIDS.

David: Oh my gawwwd! This is the best sex I've ever had!!!

Bear: Mmmmm, oh by the way, I was just diagnosed with HIV.

David: What?! You know I only go bareback!!!

Bear: Don't you mean "bearback"? (chuckles)

David: Fuck you, man!

(David removes the bear's cock from his ass and quickly puts his clothes back on)

Bear: No, wait! Cum back! (aside) Tee-hee.

(Exit pursued by a bear)

Exit Pursued By A Bear by Baby Got Bareback November 23, 2009

Pursespreading 

Pursespreading is when a woman will put her handbag or purse on an empty seat so that no one can sit there. Similar to Manspreading but for women.

Person 1: I'd like to sit on that seat but that bitch has put her entire handbag on it, therefore blocking me, a dominant male, from sitting down.

Person 2: I believe she's pursespreading, something women know how to do very well.

Pursespreading by MunchCrunchMunch March 26, 2017