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Purpletooth Posse 

A group of people, usually women, who get drunk on red wine as a group. The Purpletooth Posse forms at nearly any social occasion where wine is served. Especially popular are "Girls dinners" and "Book Clubs". Can be recognised by glowing purple teeth fluttering eyes and slurred speech.
I got home last night and the purpletooth posse was in full effect. I think each of them drank two bottles and not one was making any sense. I just went out to the garage and ignored them.
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PurpleButtNoid 

A pruple bunny rabbit that associates with dreamin boys, holograms, and asian loving space cadets. Likes to whack it... with his mallet that is.
I would love to go on a date with you but I have a pillow case session with PurpleButtNoid tonight.
PurpleButtNoid by IGOTOGSA2 March 25, 2003

Purpletrator 

A member of the BTS fanclub who bullies people for criticising the group even a little. Derives from the group's internal association with purple hearts and the colour purple.
Purpletrators bullied this poor girl off social media because she said she wanted a break from fandom.
Purpletrator by Acquapenny June 2, 2020

purplenuts 

Barney the dinosaur's testicles.
ALSO:
When your nuts are squeezed too hard.
Baby Bop, get off my purplenuts.
purplenuts by Boredashell April 30, 2003

Purpletrate 

the act of stealing someone's grape juice
Yo step fool! Dont purpletrate my grape juice!
Purpletrate by Bobby Bob Bobbyson September 13, 2010

purpleturnip 

An anomaly or unexpected occurrence
The purpleturnip signifies singular solidarity; the unforeseen event turned out to be a purpleturnip for the misinformed.

Purpletittied 

A word used to make one believe that an experience they had was because they have been “purpletittied”. This word literally has no meaning and is an inside joke. If you have been purpletittied you must continue the trend as it was done to you. You must not tell anyone about the inside joke. The person who has been purpletittied must find out for themselves what it may mean.
Oh dude you were totally purpletittied!
Purpletittied by PurpTitty December 31, 2021