punishing the primate 

spanking the monkey, polishing the buddha

I'm going to have to punish my primate otherwise I'll need a wheelbarrow for my sack.

punishing the primate by butt weasel August 29, 2003

Punishing the Salmon 

To have a wank

I hope your grandmother doesn't walk in on me while I'm punishing the salmon.

Punishing the Salmon by Christian A. Holmes January 15, 2009

Punishing Percy in your Palm

Yet another metaphore for male masturbation.

"Man, I was punishing Percy all night long last night"

Punishing Percy in your Palm by skinanbones08 March 8, 2005

That's punishing 

When you picture anger, it evokes a physical response; when anguish, an emotional response; when despair, a spiritual response. This word, when used as a phrase, evokes all three responses.

A good replacement for "That sucks, bro."

"Man, I have to work 1-12 tomorrow."
"That's punishing"

"Dude I totally punished that final exam"

"Oh my god the new Nicki Minaj song is punishing."

That's punishing by theblackcrowcalls January 27, 2015

Punishing The Baby 

Fucking pregnant chick like a caveman.

I fucked this pregnant chick so hard last night, I'm sure I was punishing the baby.

Punishing The Baby by uCw HavoK April 7, 2011

punishing yourself 

The act of twisting your own nipples as a punishment for any action that was not completed correctly.

Ugh just quit punishing yourself and try again

punishing yourself by fredbaseball11 April 24, 2011

punishing 

when something is awfully cringe or hard to endure

justin's behavior last night was punishing

punishing by tomracer32 July 22, 2023