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2.
The act of male masturbation
"I Punched the clown yesterday while thinking of you"
by Hank February 01, 2003
 
1.
Jack off.
Excuse me mate, I need to go punch the clown.
by Chad Martin January 21, 2004
 
3.
To masturbate , usually associated with guys.
Rather than work hard, Rob would rather stay home and punch the clown.
by Chris March 14, 2005
 
4.
to punch your boner till you ejaculate
i'm a sick bastard who likes to punch the clown, sometimes i give it indian burn
by Anonymous July 22, 2003
 
5.
originally a reference to a children's toy. the clown (or whatever character-- i had heman) was a weighted bottom blow-up punching bag. it was designed to pop back up to a standing position when knocked over. essentially, punching the clown is a useless act which accomplished nothing. often used in reference to menial tasks and bureaucratic corporate jobs.
i do about fifteen minutes of real work everyday, but mostly i just sit around and punch the clown.
by badronnie October 13, 2004
 
6.
playing the skin flute.
Joe got skunked at the bar and decided to go home to punch the clown.
by Dakota1 March 19, 2008
 
7.
To hit a clown on the face.
When I was angry, I punched the clown.
by Anonymous October 04, 2003