punch the clown 

The act of male masturbation

"I Punched the clown yesterday while thinking of you"

punch the clown by Hank February 1, 2003

punch the clown 

Jack off.

Excuse me mate, I need to go punch the clown.

punch the clown by Chad Martin January 21, 2004

punch the clown 

To masturbate , usually associated with guys.

Rather than work hard, Rob would rather stay home and punch the clown.

punch the clown by Chris May 13, 2005

punch the clown 

to punch your boner till you ejaculate

i'm a sick bastard who likes to punch the clown, sometimes i give it indian burn

punch the clown by Anonymous July 22, 2003

punch the clown 

originally a reference to a children's toy. the clown (or whatever character-- i had heman) was a weighted bottom blow-up punching bag. it was designed to pop back up to a standing position when knocked over. essentially, punching the clown is a useless act which accomplished nothing. often used in reference to menial tasks and bureaucratic corporate jobs.

i do about fifteen minutes of real work everyday, but mostly i just sit around and punch the clown.

punch the clown by badronnie October 13, 2004

Punch the clown 

playing the skin flute.

Joe got skunked at the bar and decided to go home to punch the clown.

Punch the clown by Dakota1 March 19, 2008

punch the clown 

To hit a clown on the face.

When I was angry, I punched the clown.

punch the clown by Anonymous October 4, 2003