punch the clown

The act of male masturbation

"I Punched the clown yesterday while thinking of you"

by Hank February 1, 2003

punch the clown

Jack off.

Excuse me mate, I need to go punch the clown.

by Chad Martin January 21, 2004

punch the clown

To masturbate , usually associated with guys.

Rather than work hard, Rob would rather stay home and punch the clown.

by Chris May 13, 2005

punch the clown

to punch your boner till you ejaculate

i'm a sick bastard who likes to punch the clown, sometimes i give it indian burn

by Anonymous July 22, 2003

punch the clown

originally a reference to a children's toy. the clown (or whatever character-- i had heman) was a weighted bottom blow-up punching bag. it was designed to pop back up to a standing position when knocked over. essentially, punching the clown is a useless act which accomplished nothing. often used in reference to menial tasks and bureaucratic corporate jobs.

i do about fifteen minutes of real work everyday, but mostly i just sit around and punch the clown.

by badronnie October 13, 2004

punch the clown

To hit a clown on the face.

When I was angry, I punched the clown.

by Anonymous October 4, 2003

punch the clown

to sniff a females dirty underwear

I was punching your clowns yesterday before I washed them.

by David May 1, 2003