poncey southern git 

A description of any British subject born south of the Watford gap. Refers to said peoples' ineptitude at masculine activities, such as drinking, footie and fighting, and their penchant for indulging in more flamboyant activities, such as cocktails, opera and casual homosexuality. Also, they wear coats.

Geordie 1: Look at that soft schoodent in his scarf and duffel coat.
Geordie 2: Poncey southern git.

poncey southern git by TheGuvornor October 15, 2010

Pencey Summer 

Summer of 2018 with a smell of treason in the air.

VP Mikey Pence's self-loathing, ideology and phony christianity have guaranteed we're gonna have a Pencey Summer—when the Russia scandal comes crashing down upon the entire Trump cabinet.

Pencey Summer by Uncle Joosie July 27, 2018

Poncey 

The way in which a 'ponce' may act. The actions of a pompous tosser who thinks their value is higher than it is actually worth. The actions of one who thinks they are either overly stylish, cool or smart etc, when usually their IQ is akin to a fruit and they seem like a stunt double for one of the 'idiots' on the programme 'Nathan Barley'. Usually anyone with half a brain tends to laugh at these types, but unfortunately for society, this type of action is actually accepted amongst the 'Celeb' and 'Music' industry with open arms and is also worshipped. Oh well.

Fucken' 'ell, I'm sick of that David Beckham and his poncey ways and his girly clothes.

Poncey by we_are_equal_in_the_eyes_of_JANDEK July 5, 2005

Punchy Facey 

A game where two players take turns punching each other in the face until one player gives up (or is knocked out).

Punchy facey is a game best played with someone you dislike intensely.

The key to winning a game of punchy facey is taking the first turn!

I really don't like you Bill - how about a game of punchy facey..... I go first!

Punchy Facey by DarkPassenger May 29, 2010

Pincey

An adjective describing something that is very small.

It only costs a pincey amount of money.

Pincey by Pince February 20, 2014

puncayshun 

A sex move involving sticking your member into the urethra of a horse.

Tom: Mark...why do you have hoof prints on your shirt?
Mark: I was doing the puncayshun again...

puncayshun by Windy666 April 27, 2017

Pencey Prep

1. Name of a (fictional) school that the character Holden Caulfield is kicked out of in the classic novel "The Catcher in the Rye" by J.D. Salinger.
2. Name of a band formerly fronted by Frank Iero, who is one of the guitarists for internationally popular alternative rock band My Chemical Romance, the front man for hardcore outfit Leathermouth, and owner/founder of Skeleton Crew Records and Clothing Label. The book came first, so it's assumed that Frank and his band mates are fans of "The Catcher in the Rye".

One of Pencey Prep's most popular songs goes by the title "The Secret Golfish"...yeah, I don't get it either.

Person 1: So there's this band Pencey Prep who are really awesome and I think their name is just so creative!
Person 2: Uh, yeah, they're pretty good. But Pencey Prep was taken from this old book...
Person 1: *kills Person 2 with blunt object*

Pencey Prep by SadieZoe July 28, 2008