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pumple 

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The color of a pulsating penis when suffocated.
Piddle uh-oh, my penis is getting pumple.
pumple by Chodeser January 23, 2003
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pumple 

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When a penis has turned purple and has become swollen.
Whoah! My Penis is pumple!
pumple by Rozzy January 18, 2003
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pumple 

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This is the term for a pimple that is unable to be popped. These usually swell until you have a small bump on your face. pimple bump
I had a pumple the other day and it was so sore!
pumple by Bell*a December 30, 2015
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Pumple 

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A chubby person who has a pimple
Emilio is chunky he doesn’t have a pimple he has a pumple
Pumple by Edub11 March 22, 2020
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pumple 

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The act of the lethal elbow. Ruby often uses this to scare away lethal enemies such as the big D anne tony. The pumple elbow action is said to be truly life threatening.
stay away from Ruby, she might pumple you to the floor.
pumple by bigword.com November 3, 2022
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pumple douche 

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When a man pops his balls in to his anus and before he blows his load he farts them back out.
I often have a pumple douche on a Friday night.
pumple douche by Tipsymike April 17, 2016
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pumple shoe sneeze

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A sneeze that will not come out.
I had a pumple shoe sneeze that made my head hurt.
pumple shoe sneeze by Pumple Shoe July 27, 2018
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crunchy 

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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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Galantir

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Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
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