puppeteer

Soneone with a life so sad that they try to control someone else's to deny their own reality.

Jack: Man I swear John keeps trying me how to live, where I should go and what to spend money on.
Jim: Sounds like he is your puppeteer.

puppeteer by HbBrisley August 4, 2020

anal puppeteer 

Someone who likes to stick their hand up their own ass like a puppet

John is such a anal puppeteer when he sits home playing mine craft all day.

anal puppeteer by Tailspinmb November 27, 2013

puppeteerin 

Controlling another person.
Telling someone what to do.
Forcing a Person to do something against their own will.

I'm so sick of my Boyfriend being so puppeteerin.

The very first time my man becomes puppeteerin, I'm gone.

puppeteerin by Robert Michael Hensel April 12, 2008

The Puppeteer 

An increasingly popular nickname for Vladimir Putin.

From the very beginning of my fake presidency, I have been committed to assisting my old friend, The Puppeteer, in making America great again!

The Puppeteer by Dr Bunnygirl August 28, 2020

Pulpiteer 

pulpiteer (noun)

One who is gifted in preaching sermons from a pulpit. a great orator.

You will not fall asleep listening to the pulpiteer, Reverend Smith.

Pulpiteer by Mike Elder March 22, 2008

Ass Puppeteer

A person given the asinine task of teaching the stupid, unteachable persons of substandard intelligence.

The professor came back with the test, and the first words out of his mouth were, "boy, do I feel like an Ass Puppeteer in this class."

Ass Puppeteer by ChessFella July 3, 2012

Angry Puppeteer 

When one person is strung up to the ceiling like a marionette thinking they are just doing some rope/bandage play and the other person surprises them by violently fisting the “puppets” asshole

“I heard Curtis is in a wheelchair for the next few weeks because his wife Sarah gave him an Angry Puppeteer”

Angry Puppeteer by Angry Mechanic April 25, 2021