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Soneone with a life so sad that they try to control someone else's to deny their own reality.
Jack: Man I swear John keeps trying me how to live, where I should go and what to spend money on.
Jim: Sounds like he is your puppeteer.
puppeteer by HbBrisley August 4, 2020

anal puppeteer 

Someone who likes to stick their hand up their own ass like a puppet
John is such a anal puppeteer when he sits home playing mine craft all day.
anal puppeteer by Tailspinmb November 27, 2013

The Puppeteer 

An increasingly popular nickname for Vladimir Putin.
From the very beginning of my fake presidency, I have been committed to assisting my old friend, The Puppeteer, in making America great again!
The Puppeteer by Dr Bunnygirl August 28, 2020

Ass Puppeteer

A person given the asinine task of teaching the stupid, unteachable persons of substandard intelligence.
The professor came back with the test, and the first words out of his mouth were, "boy, do I feel like an Ass Puppeteer in this class."
Ass Puppeteer by ChessFella July 3, 2012

penis puppetiering 

Can occur during any type of gathering a party, wedding, even a funeral! The puppeteer begins by removing his penis "a.k.a. Puppet" from his trousers and begins to stretch and pull on it of course to prepare for the upcoming show. Once he has his puppet prepared he then begins to manipulate it into a variety of different objects, such as the wrist watch, sail boat, cheeseburger, hungry baby bird, etc. after which the puppeteer takes a bow along with his puppet and that's all folks!
OMG Becky did You see the Penis puppetiering that puppeteer and his puppet did? Um ya the puppet, It was so big He must be one of those guys from North Dakota!!
penis puppetiering by Vendetta Fist February 15, 2017

Angry Puppeteer 

When one person is strung up to the ceiling like a marionette thinking they are just doing some rope/bandage play and the other person surprises them by violently fisting the “puppets” asshole
“I heard Curtis is in a wheelchair for the next few weeks because his wife Sarah gave him an Angry Puppeteer