pulling a parker

the act of ruining your chances to hit with an almost sure date by talking about fecal matter

"he's so in"

"yeah but i think he might be pulling a parker"

"figures"

by Baker146 January 13, 2011

Pulling a parker

to hold the pipe until every one is quiet

by Dasmoney October 19, 2009

when you accidentally spill hummus on a girls face whose blacked out and when you’re “blacked out” also

guy 1:“dude he nuttedonnaface!” guy 2:“no way! did he really pull a parker?”
pulling a parker

by girlwithhummus March 24, 2021

To pull a Parker is to be outrageously kind to undeserving people daily.

Pulling a parker example.
Parker: You're rad.
Person: I've killed ten children
Parker: You're still rad!

by playdoughbeswag January 13, 2021