2 definitions by Baker146

Top Definition
masturbating while taking a shit
Are you kidding dude? Blumperbating's the best!
by Baker146 January 12, 2011
the act of ruining your chances to hit with an almost sure date by talking about fecal matter
"he's so in"

"yeah but i think he might be pulling a parker"

by Baker146 January 12, 2011

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