pull a spencer 

Canceling at the last minute or generally not showing up

Friend: are you coming out tonight?
Other friend: About that...
Friend: Don't pull a Spencer!
Other friend: I'm going to have to pull a Spencer, sorry.

pull a spencer by oma7 July 3, 2009

pull a spencer 

the act of becoming extremely psychotic and irrationally protective over a small incident. this also includes becoming defensive and accusing one's ex of getting together with their best friend.

he texted her in the middl elf the night last night and when she didn't respond in under 3 minutes, he started to pull a spencer and flipped shit

pull a spencer by merply November 1, 2016

To pull a Spencer 

The masturbate in the classroom

Guy: I’m about to pull a Spencer
*whips out cock mid class

To pull a Spencer by bf46:7157:fe96:3a84:d915:d322: December 17, 2022

To Pull A Spenser 

Once thought to be a mith, to pull a spenser would imply someone is high while in a conversation, and much funnier than normal.

He's so funny, he must have had to pull a spenser!

To Pull A Spenser by The One And Only Ben February 19, 2009

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008