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They come from "The Graveyard of Empires", because no one has ever beaten them. They are the strongest, the most intelligent, and the most beautiful people in the world. The Pakhtuns are the world's largest (patriarchal) segmentary lineage ethnic group, with a total population of around 45 million. The vast majority of Pakhtuns are found in an area stretching from southeastern Afghanistan to northwestern Pakistan. The Pakhtuns are of legendary decent, and don't associate themselves with anyone. All Pakhtuns are Muslim, and follow Pashtunwali. Pakhtuns are true aryans, and some people become jealous of the fact, so they rant on sites like dictionary.com. It's okay though, you're nothing to us anyway. The once feared Alexander the Great himself said to his mother after he had failed to conquer the Pakhtun land, "You have brought only one son into this world, but every one of these people can be an Alexander the great." Pakhtuns are a proud race.
"Some people try their whole lives to be perfect, others are just born Pakhtun"
Pakhtun by The Great Paktun October 19, 2009
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Pushtuns are an ethnic group with populations in Afghanistan and Pakistan. They generally use Pushto as their first language and practice Islam. Usually misinterpreted as uneducated or underdeveloped, the pushtuns are hospitable, just, brave and loyal.
Pushtuns of india are known as pathans.
pushtun by M0NA September 25, 2016
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A pukhtan is a pathan who speaks pashto from kpk pakistan (khyber pukhtan khwa) if you can’t speak pashto the your not pukhtan .

There know for their bravery and kind hospitality. Pukhtana never back down from a fight . There women are modest and actually value themselves unlike these western punjabis .
Pukhtana are one of a kind and many of them have green or blue eyes and are one of the only two groups of Pakistanis to have coloured eyes .

Don’t ever mess with a pukhtan girl cause her brother will leave you for dead !;)
Be ware there’s a lion (pukhtan)
pukhtan by Huzaifa May 2, 2023

Pukhtane 

"Pukhtane" denotes the people from Pakistan, formerly NWFP, now Pakhtunkhwa, with around 49 million residing in KP, Pakistan. Spread across 36 districts, the region, once part of extended Punjab, is now a mix of Gypsy people with diverse origins.

Despite claims of diversity, districts show little distinction; the majority shares genetic similarities with Punjabis. Some exhibit Nordic or Turkic features due to assimilation by Foreign Empires brutalizing Pukhtane. "Pathans" in the West are peaceful but often score top grades in Sexual Assault Registry. Their South Asian genetic ancestry contradicts claims of being pure Iranians or Afghans.

Born Muslims, Pukhtane maintain a caste system among Yousafzais, Afridis, and Khattaks, claiming superiority over 180 million Punjabis, although their ancestry contradicts this. Over time, they may adopt Arabic and Turkish to distance from Indian roots. Average Pukhtane have 70-90% South Asian ancestry but may appear white and Nordic due to Indo-Aryan factors.

Each KP tribe engages in cultural appropriation from Afghanistan. Khattaks claim the same dialect as Afghans, Afridis assert serving Afghanistan, and Yousafzais claim Kabul belongs to them. Intra-tribal marriages lead to a decline in average IQ, conforming easily to Punjabi-speaking elites. While broken Pashto is common, some are comfortable with Punjabi and Urdu. Marriages involve dances reminiscent of Punjabi immigrants, ending with alcohol and transgender performances.
"Munga Bunga Pukhtane you kana ji"
"Broder we pukhtane wazz afghans and are higher upper class pepo"

"we pukhtane are Europeans"
Pukhtane by TacticalKhel January 12, 2024

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009
Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026