pokaholic 

Someone addicted to Texas Hold'em Poker. This person will drive long distances for a good poker game and will keep a spreadsheet of their overall wins and losses. This person will also watch the World Series of Poker on ESPN - even watching re-runs when they already know what is going to happen. They probably also have the special Tommy Bahama shirt with the playing cards on the back of it. They will send text messages to their other pokaholic friends such as "I'm all in !", "I call", "I raise", "I took you out last night", "I'm taking you out tonight", and "Loser!!!". They have their own special token they use to place on top of their chips during poker play and have a special set of sunglasses to wear while playing poker.

Dude 1: Hey, let's get JP to go out to eat with us!
Dude 2: No way man, it's Tuesday night, that pokaholic has a standing game every Tuesday.

pokaholic by oibeachnc December 15, 2008

pokeaholic

someone who constantly is poking people on facebook

Brittany is a pokeaholic, she pokes me 5 to 7 times a day

pokeaholic by i_lost_the_game March 30, 2010

pumaholic 

1.) One who is completely obsessed with the newest pair of puma kicks.

"I'm addicted to fresh, 6 pairs of kicks is my definition of 12 steps, and I'm a total pumaholic."

pumaholic by dj ubiquitous August 4, 2007

pussaholic 

A human male that is addicted to a human female's vagina. This condition is not to be confused with sexual addiction. This condition demands the male stimulate the female libido using oral, digital, a device and/or penile rubbing(also known as "dry humping") of the female's genitalia. Usually most these forms of stimulation are used during any one session which ultimately leads to sexual intercourse.

The above listed forms of stimulation are not all inclusive, use your own imagination to make additions, the more the better.

These sessions can be repeated multiple times during the day or night. An adept Pussaholic can overcome headaches, menstrual cycles or any other roadblock that a female can throw at the male.

Homosexual females my substitute the appropriate terms as they see fit.

Man, that dude gets more ass, he's a real pussaholic!

Our sex life was dull, I mean really dull, so I tried new stuff and now my wife calls me a real pussaholic. Sex has never been greater!

She may be beautiful, but stay away, she is a pussaholic and will cut you down.

pussaholic by Pussaholic September 30, 2014

shoe-purseaholic 

someone who is obsessed with shoes and purses whether by buying them or by thinking of them on an hourly bases :) ......

a "shoe-purseaholic" is someone who " LOST " count of how many shoes n purses they have , yet they still buy more :) .. in another words " ME "

shoe-purseaholic by roca-kam November 6, 2011

purpaholic 

1. a person who is addicted to purple

2. a person who is in love with purple

3. a person who prefers to die without seeing purple

4. often associated with emo

5. included in the family of lavender, lilac and violet

there's a girl wearing purple shirt and purple pants, purple shoes with purple backpack, wearing purple shades with purple lipstick chewing a purple bubblegum while crossing the street.

person 1: damn, lots of purple. what a purple girl!

person 2: no dude, she's not a purple girl rather ...a purpaholic girl.

purpaholic by misscongeniality March 6, 2009

pukealicious 

An adjective describing something as being very disgusting and sickening or worthy of one vomiting over it.

Woah, that roadkill over there sure is pukealicious.

pukealicious by M.R. March 28, 2004