| 1. | White Puerto Rican | ||
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A person who is mixed White and Puerto Rican. The person ussually looks white. But they can tan very easily when they stay in the sun. The person will usually have darkish hair but medium skin and light eyes. I am white puerto rican and I am talking about my self. Carlos- Hey, that chick said she is puerto rican. She don't look like it.
Raquel- I know. She is my cousin and she is white puerto rican. She looks more white than puerto rican. Carlos- Oh. Cool. |
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| 2. | Puerto Rican Briefcase | ||
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The plastic bag, usually from a local grocery mart, that is used to carry you beers around in. This is usually due to the fact that you ahve placed all of your beers into your refridgertor, and have thrown away the box. When it comes time to take the beers with you to a party you put them into a Puerto Rican Briefcase. Wow, you have four different kinds of beer in your Puerto Rican Briefcase. Cleaned out the fridge tonight eh?
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| 3. | puerto rican sausage | ||
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a puerto rican penis, bigger then 9 and a half inchs. J.Lo's got some fine puerto rican sausage
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| 4. | Puerto-Rican't | ||
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one with Puerto Rican heritage, who refuses or is too lazy to do... well, mainly anything. "I'm tired of paying for your welfare checks, you lazy Puerto-Rican't!"
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| 5. | Puerto Rican Chin Strap | ||
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A style of beard commonly worn by Puerto Rican males that consists of a very thin band of hair extending from one sideburn, underneath the chin, and up to the other sideburn. Sometimes accented by an abundance of hair on the chin. Before hitting the club, Jose made sure his Puerto Rican Chin Strap was nice and neat for the ladies.
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| 6. | Puerto Rican | ||
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I am Puerto Rican, but I must admit that the majority of US Puerto Ricans are cacos who try to mingle with the black folks because as we all know, the blacks are teh coolest people around. Not to mention, they've been fed alot of nonsense about how Puerto Ricans are all half-black, when only about 10% of the Puerto Rican population have any African ancestry.
All my mean-spirited cynicism aside, Puerto Ricans have had a rich history and harbor a very unique culture. From Africans, the Puerto Ricans have obtained the "bomba and plena", a type of music and dance including percussions and maracas. From the Amerindians, Puerto Ricans have kept many names for their municipalities, food, and other objects. From the Spanish they got the Spanish language, the Catholic religion, among other influences. Francisco Ayerra de Santa MarĂa was the first native born poet of Puerto Rico, documenting the history of the island. Cayetano Coll y Toste a celebrated historian and journalist of the island has also gained recognition in the development of Puerto Rican literature. Hell, even George Perez, Marvel and DC comic book artist, is a Puerto Rican. Don't listen to these morons who spew garbage about Puerto Ricans being gangster or uber sexy people. They're the ones that make us look bad. We're better then the stereotypes. "Being Puerto Rican is not about Reggaeton, Money, Cars, Having Arched Eyebrows, or acting black because you're so called Half-Black. Its about respecting and being a part of a great culture that has a great deal to do with Carribean identity."
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| 7. | puerto rican sneak-her | ||
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A sexual move performed as follows:
When engaged in sex in a doggy style position, pull out and exclaim "Oh whoops, my dick fell out." Replace yourself with a large Puerto Rican friend, and let him resume. Wait a moment, then run around in front of partner and shout "Surprise!" Alternate names: Juan Carlos Surprise, The Sneaky Thieving Mexican. Hey Mike, how're you and Sandra doing?
Not to good man.. last night me and Juan did the Puerto Rican Sneak-her and she ain't to happy.. |
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