pudwacker 

A man which will do anything for a women he likes and that does not like him back. Buy gifts,do favors,give soul.. etc. without getting anything in return.

Steven: Where is Jeff?
Nick: Oh hes with Laci
Steven: That pudwacker is always with her doing shit for her, is he even getting any game?
Nick: No she has a BF and he dosn't know ... HA!

pudwacker by Joe Doll April 25, 2005

Sgt. Puddwacker 

Any Dick head that puts their rank/ status on their license plate just so EVERYONE can be aware of their current or former status.... real asswipes.

Oh look honey..another Sgt. Puddwacker wants everyone to know she's a Sgt . A Sgt in what ??? Maybe ass play?

Sgt. Puddwacker by Willie shaverpus July 28, 2023

pudwacker 

A Person Lacking Skill
A Pussy
A Whimp

1.That kid i just pinned was a pudwacker
2.Hit him Don't be a pudwack

pudwacker by Britt119 January 11, 2008

pudwhackery 

The act or actions that one might expect from a pudwhack. Actions that one might also expect when goofing around, acting stupid, or not giving a shit. See also asshattery, shenanigans, tomfoolery, ballyhoo

Wow, those guys are over there trying their damnedest to get laid, shes a slut, and they're still failing. What an act of pudwhackery. I feel bad for them.

pudwhackery by tuner_steve November 20, 2006

pudwhacker 

an extremely annoying person who is overweight and talks in a high pitched tone

Fat Alex is such a pudwhacker!

pudwhacker by Steve and Dan November 5, 2004

pudwacker 

People who have small dicks and wack off a lot.

What a pudwacker.

pudwacker by al November 26, 2003

pudwacker 

Anything you want it to mean. Can be used in many forms

1. He's so stupid, he's such a pudwacker.
2. Look over there, now that is a pudwacker.
3. Now she is a pudwacker.

pudwacker by unknown June 11, 2006