piddlefuck

To waste time doing absolutely nothing.

To do meaningless tasks wasting time when there are things that need to be done.

Damnit! Why can't you ever be on time? You always gotta piddlefuck around instead of getting ready for work!

piddlefuck by jaynedough April 3, 2017

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piddlefucking

The act of slacking off instead of working, also a cross between titalywinks and pussyfooting.

To be distracted by pointless shenanigans and not getting shit done

Quit the piddlefucking and get to work

piddlefucking by spudbuster August 27, 2013

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puddleducking

When you pull out and cum in a dimple of her arse then proceed to blow bubbles in said cum puddle. Quack quack

Man. I puddleducked her arse crater. Love a good puddleducking

puddleducking by Onebomb October 25, 2020

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puddlefucked

Whether you've stepped in a puddle trying to jump over it, gotten splashed by a passing car, or had to significantly adjust your walking path, you've been PUDDLEFUCKED.

Often a direct result of being puddlefucked is a wet pair of socks, causing extreme discomfort.

Kyle: "Ah, fuck...i just stepped in a puddle."
Ben: "Did your socks get wet?"
Kyle: "Yeah..."
Ben: "You just got puddlefucked."

puddlefucked by Ben j. k March 10, 2008