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10. puddle
The collective noun for a gathering of dudes engaged in random douchebaggery. The term refers to the anal drip that sometimes manifests from the use of a douchebag.
The puddle of douchebags lurking at the bar made it impossible to get a damn drink last night.

In that puddle of douchebags, he's the vaseline-covered tip.
1. puddle
Puddle can refer to taking a large quantity of liquid LSD. Instead of the normal one or two drops, a cupped hand is filled with acid and drank by the experiencer.
I got puddled last night, and I'm still tirpping.
2. puddle
1. noun "puddle": A group of ravers, strung out on ecstasy, all piled on top of each other.

2. verb "puddling": To engage in a puddle.

3. adjective "puddled": Being thoroughly and totally absorbed by the puddle.
1. n. "There are some hot raver girls in that puddle."

2. v. "We're going to do some mad puddling tonight."

3. a. "Man, you are so puddled."
by phrawzty Oct 13, 2002 add a video
3. puddle
Cooked or melted Chrystal meth (JIB) on a shard or a pipe.
Hey man lets go smoke a puddle!
by anonymous Mar 29, 2003 add a video
4. puddle
To consume a large amount of alcohol and/or pot, and become inebriated to the point where you just sit/lay there not doing anything.
"Shit man, you were a puddle last night"
5. Puddle
A word that really means, "sperm pool". Something a man creates, or a really WEIRD woman makes.
Nice puddle there, Adrian.
by Myst Nov 15, 2004 add a video
6. puddle
To puddle: the art of successfully changing the topic or object of attention.

Note: It helps if the thing or event that you are puddling with is actually happening. Puddling is also easily confused with A.D.D. When really it is A.D.D.’s distant cousin… I.A.D.D. (Intentional Attention Deficit Disorder).

Synonymous with: to distract, to avoid, to elude, to escape, to evade
“Where were you last night Geoff?”
“Mom! The cat is caught in the garbage disposal!”

“So Gwen, how are things with ‘boy’?
“Wow, that amputee is doing really well in the Triathlon…”
by Full Jan 15, 2005 add a video
7. puddle
An affectionate term given to a vagina. Insinuates that the vagina is already moist and delectable.
I would love to lap your puddle and make you cum.
by JimmiDigital Jan 26, 2003 add a video
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