pubic hair 

A patch of hair that causes nothing but trouble. Men expect women to shave it, but goddamn it, it itches!

Pubic hair is natural, just trim it a little so it doesn't stick out of your bathing suit.

pubic hair by Allison1690 September 17, 2006

pubic hair sweater 

Like the name implies, a sweater made of pubic hair. The ones with crabs are itchy. Black is the most popular color, but gray, black/gray mix, blonde, and red are also available.

Thanks for the red pubic hair sweater! Red is the warmest kind too!

pubic hair sweater by stormteam69 April 11, 2010

pubic hair collecting 

when you collect and keep pubic hair from lovers crotch

pubic hair collecting.my scale is a point system. the closer the hair come from the lips, the highter the number value. ie., hair from her lips are a 9 value, hair from the top of her hair line would be a 1 or 2. i use clear glass jars and mark the time date and woman received from

pubic hair collecting by viking48 February 28, 2009

pubic hair 

Something Justin Bieber does not own.

Justin Bieber tried to show me his pubic hair, but his pubes were as smooth as a baby's ass!

pubic hair by BIG BLACK SHLONG MMMM June 17, 2013

Pubic Hair of the Cranium

A term used to decribe the Jonas Brothers' hairstyle, which resembles pubic hair sprouting out of the scalp.

Emily: Nick Jonas totally has pubic hair of the cranium.

Tessa: Don't forget Kevin, too. But not Joe.

Emily: Oh no. He's got more of an Ellen DeGeneres hairdo going on.

Pubic Hair of the Cranium by ValGal January 30, 2009

pubic hair tumbleweed 

When you haven't cleaned your bathroom in so long that if there is a slight breeze pubic hair rolls across your floor.

It's so gross in my bathroom that there's pubic hair tumbleweed.

pubic hair tumbleweed by angates April 21, 2016

Pushchair parade 

A group of teenage mothers (usually Chavish) walking along with their most prized accessories: their newly, or recently, spawned vermin

"Jesus Christ, Mary ,mother of Joseph! Where did they come from?"
"Who??"
"Them!" (points)
"Oh they're just the local Pushchair parade."

Pushchair parade by popscene November 9, 2006