pubic hankey Share definition Flag A little rag you use to wipe away your vagina. Also known as a ratty-perma-douche-cloth. "I've been jogging all day and i sure could use a quick wipe of my pubic hankey." pubic hankey by BrandonSnagee May 12, 2006 0 0 Get merch Get the pubic hankey mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch