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psych-ho 

An extremely clingy female who is more than willing dole out sexual favors for acceptance and affection. Clearly stemming from some sort of daddy issue. Unfortunately, most psych-hos are used and abandoned immediately whereas the cycle starts anew.
"Man, I'd like to get a piece before I ship out."
"Dude, just talk to this one chick, shes a total psych-ho. She'll jump your bones in like five minutes from talking to her."
psych-ho by Wesjared Blevins January 27, 2007
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The Psycho Holiday 

The July encampment at Bohemian Grove where the worlds most elite men meet to worship a giant owl, hold mock human sacrifices, and plan the future of our world.
Henry Kissinger is going to California for The Psycho Holiday again this year.

Psycho Hose Beast 

Ditsy bitch that won't let go.
Ditsy bitch who doesn't give up, becomes addicted to, and possibly eventually kills the thing/person she's addicted to.
Stacy from Wayne's World
Psycho Hose Beast by M J R May 4, 2005

Psycho Hose Beast 

A person who is so needy they create a force akin to gravity, that pulls everyone's attention, energy, and cash into their gaping maw.

Being a hose, such as "beer hose", means one who sucks with reckless abandon.
Do not invite Sarah to the party. She is a psycho hose beast who will talk about herself ceaselessly, drink all the beer, and force you to buy her things.

Psycho Hose Beast 

an ultra-clingy, crazy-ass, delusional-and/or-pathological bitch that wont accept reality, perhaps an old flame who doesnt know of her old status or someone who thinks you like them
"Don't look...Stacey at 8 o'clock."
-"Oh jeez, psycho hose beast alert!"

-Wayne and Garth from Wayne's World

Psycho Hose Beast 

An OTT, possesive, obssesive and paranoid girlfriend or ex-girlfriend.
For fuck sake, leave me alone u psycho hose beast!
Psycho Hose Beast by Bewesy December 11, 2003

Psycho Hose Beast 

Psycho ex who will spend ridiculous amounts of time, energy, and resources to figure out what you're doing even though we all should be moving on.
I ran into psycho hose beast's friend the other night. She was pretending to be my friend so that she could update the beast on how I'm doing.
Psycho Hose Beast by RebelJel December 24, 2019