cloff prunking 

A practice whereby one person frangilates another's plimp. He or she gratifies the other party by smucktating them avially.

Why don't you ram it up your pimhole, you fusking cloff prunking shoatbag.

cloff prunking by Messist January 20, 2011

Pruning 

When someone spends too much time in a shower, bath or swimming pool and ends up with soft, wrinkled skin. This then leads to the person looking like a Prune, hence the term.

Person 1: Man, that was a well deserved bath!

Person 2: I can tell - you're Pruning all over!

Pruning by Grbel08 August 16, 2011

Plunking

When u use a piece of wood and hit someone with mainly annoying and stupid people

Yo Let’s go plunking. I know who to plunk

Plunking by KADONKY August 18, 2018

Friend Pruning 

The act of removing multiple friends on one's friend list on social networking sites such as facebook and myspace

Why does Susan have less friends than usual on facebook?
Probably just doing a routine friend pruning on the people she doesn't like.

Friend Pruning by Ben Fong March 3, 2010

Pruning the Hedges

The act of trimming your overgrown pubic hair

Tim: I just pruned the hedges. Phew, I really needed that.

Rob: What do you mean, pruning the hedges?

Tim: Look! See? I even made an arrow with it!

Rob: Dude, put that away! Nobody wants to see that!

Pruning the Hedges by FireintheDisco January 30, 2014

Dude Pruning 

Hardcore manscaping. Male hair removal/control/abatement.

Someone should tell Captain Eurospeedo to schedule a dude pruning before going out in public.

Dude Pruning by Serindipity101 May 12, 2010

pronking 

From the word pronk, used to indicate good or very.

Pronking is a term everyone in Virginia's 11th district uses!

pronking by Mo4567 May 13, 2008