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Proxymate 

A second-rate companion, used solely for personal gain. Used only until something better comes along.
Susan didn't call all weekend, so I was forced to find a proxymate,
Proxymate by Jamie Richardson December 9, 2008

proxymetiz gives me 1000 robux day 

on december 30th a mod in cqqp's discord server, prozymetiz, gives me (kassu) 1k robux.
proxymetiz gives me 1000 robux day and I like bobux

Proxymoron 

Proxymoron is a moron by proxy
Proxy
1. the agency, function, or power of a person authorized to act as the deputy or substitute for another.
2. the person so nominate authorized; substitute; agent.
3. a written authorization empowering another person to vote or act for the signer, as at a meeting of stockholders.
4. an ally or confederate who can be relied upon to speak or act in one's behalf.

Moron
1. a person who is notably stupid or lacking in good judgment.
2. Psychology. a person of borderline intelligence in a former classification of mental retardation, having an intelligence quotient of 50 to 69.
I nominate you as my proxymoron, so you can flash your bum out of the window for me and pick up any fines or jail sentence.
Proxymoron by ITman May 4, 2008

proxycock 

The act of a person sucking a cock by proxy for a reward.
Dude!, can you proxycock this guy so I can get this car!?
proxycock by Reverend Nasty January 20, 2009

peroxymoron 

A bimbo who Peroxides their hair to achieve an unprecedented level of blondeness. It is widely believed that the peroxide eventually permeates their skull and sinks through, contaminated their brain i.e making them extremely slow witted and downright STUPID it is also said that the best way for a blonde to achieve artificial intelligence is to dye her hair brown or darker
PARIS HILTON, JESSICA SIMPSON, or else any other blonde who makes a complete fuckwit (aka peroxymoron) of themself by making some of the stupidest remarks known to mankind.....aka "Buffalo wings!!!(*Blinks Stupidly*) i didnt know buffalo's had wings!!"
peroxymoron by Eshayy_Asslay May 21, 2008

Proxycock 

Being exposed to another males naughty bits via proxy when an infidel who previously performed fellatio exposes an unsuspecting lover or confidant to their ejaculate without Your knowledge or consent.
"Have You ever sucked a cock? No, but I have sucked proxycock before when My ex sucked the cum out of a car washers cock in her office at the hospital and kissed me with her tainted lips when I got home from work".
Proxycock by The Blacksmith December 22, 2014