Websites around the world are being attacked by the "Proteus" troll.
by whodunnit December 28, 2005
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In Greek mythology, Proteus is an early sea-god, one of several deities whom Homer calls the "Old Man of the Sea," whose name suggests the "first" as protogonos is the "primordial" or the "firstborn.” He became the son of Poseidon in the Olympian theogony (Odyssey iv. 432), or of Nereus and Doris, or of Oceanus and a Naiad, and was made the herdsman of Poseidon's seals, the great bull seal at the center of the harem. He can foretell the future, but, in a mytheme familiar from several cultures, will change his shape to avoid having to; he will answer only to someone who is capable of capturing him.
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1. In Greek mythology, a shape-shifting sea god who was the shepard of Poseidon's seal flocks
2. a blind, aquatic salamander with permanent gills, found in caves
3. an inspirational Edmontonian DJ who fused breaks and house music
Did you catch Proteus' set? It was dope!
by haymaka May 3, 2004
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a tattoo on one's ass used to help them remember their name.
Man, I'm so wasted I can't even remember my name! I better check The Proteus.

Hey look at that drunk, passed out chick. I wonder what her name is! Hopefully she has a Proteus.
by Crabbe November 23, 2008
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A light and sound stimulation device Mind Machine devloped by Minplace, INC. www.mindplace.com
I have a Proteus now.
The Proteus light and sound system is one of the most advanced devices of its kind.
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An event that has occoured within the world of Elite: Dangerous, where azimuth tried to kill off all the thargoids will a biotech killing bubble. This failed however and now. WE ARE FUCKED.
My final gift. The Proteus Wave, born from a century of sacrifice. Our victory is delivered in this moment, humanities next chapter begins now.
by Azure Flare November 7, 2022
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