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prostatitis 

A large swollen and painful prostate.
"I heard Jimmy's got a bad case of prostatitis."
"Yeah. That's what you get for edging for weeks and weeks to Hentai porn."
"Serves him right. I hope it explodes out of his ass."
prostatitis by LiberaceHudson September 24, 2017

prostatic congestion 

The condition commonly known as blue balls in males. It most commonly occurs when a man is continually aroused but never actually ejaculates. It is caused by an excess build up of fluid from the prostate gland (the fluid that makes up semen).

I have also heard that it was a build up of stopped blood in the testicles and penis.
My wife and I were making love when the kids came home early and we had to stop. Man, had some bad prostatic congestion (blue balls)!!
prostatic congestion by Dick Tater January 28, 2006

prostatitis 

I'm not feeling good because I have prostatitis
prostatitis by Rabbit1313 September 20, 2017

prostitit 

(n.) one who exposes their breasts for payment
"So you're saying you're a prostitute?
"No. A prostitit. I don't go that far."
prostitit by angelbello December 14, 2008

Prostititian 

1) A cross between a prostitute and a politician.

2) A politician put in office, often using clandestine methods funded by large corporations, with the intent to manipulate the workings of government in favor of big businesses with little or no regard for the will and well-being of the people.
Why would anyone spend 13 million dollars campaigning for a job that only pays 250,000$ a year? He/She has corporate sponsors, he/she's a prostititian.
Prostititian by GuiShih August 16, 2010

Prostitiger

The name given to one of thousands of Tiger Woods endless line of prostitutes coming out of the "wood" works with cell phone texts and call logs.
Hey did you see that lady on the corner? I hear she's a prostitiger.
Prostitiger by Mintywaterfall December 18, 2009