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promicron 

To be in favor of the new Omicron Covid variant spiking as a means to remain working remotely and not needing to go in to work, e.g. pro-omicron
Dan: Oddly, Chris appeared to be happy to hear about the spread of the new Covid-19 variant. I was under the impression that his wife Molly was covidgilent and he would be concerned about the new spread.

Tom: Nah, Chris retires in March 2022, so with the spike of the new variant, office shut down remains in effect and he's looking to finish out his last 2 years of his career in his pajamas. Chris it totally promicron.
promicron by the comand'r December 21, 2021
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pornicorn 

Someone wearing a strap-on dildo on their foreheads.

Like a Unicorn, but pornographic.
"I love it when Howard straps on the rubber dildo. He is my little pornicorn"

pornicorn by Kevirrrrooni November 6, 2006

penicorn 

A unicorn with a penis on its forehead instead of a horn. It can prod and poke with the same effectiveness as the unicorn. Ovbious to which gender this creature happens to be.
The penicorn frolicked gaily among the flowers...unbeknowest that poachers come in search of the rare sack it carried proudly on its forehead.
penicorn by skank ass weasel October 25, 2003

porncorn 

Popcorn eaten while watching porn.
"eat sum porncorn and kick back and watch"
porncorn by Dave34 September 30, 2004

Peenicorn 

A mythological creature, with the body of a horse and horn of a penis.
The Leprechaun wanted to play leap frog with the peenicorn.

Poonicorn 

I mythical female creature who's hot, horny, smart, successful, can fix your car, who's into all the geeky shit that you're into like video games and Star Wars. Basically, your dream girl.
"Man, I saw my poonicorn at the halloween party last night she was dressed in the hottest Cheetara costume. Too bad I didn't have the balls to introduce myself to her"
Poonicorn by King Benny February 25, 2009
Fake popcorn used as a prop.
"Ah, thank god. Some food."
PTOO!
"Eeewww. This is propcorn."
propcorn by Rocko Starr September 10, 2009