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Prunicorn

Prune + Unicorn

A horse with a fruit basket as its horns and legs made up of uber wrinkly raisins. Its belly is purple and its back is black, because once you go black, there's no turning back. It is extremely horny, and it is usually seen feeding on garden gnomes. It is illegal to own a prunicorn as they are endangered species, only found in specific parts of the universe.
A prunicorn attempted to eat the gnome on grandma's garden moments ago.
by italktowhales January 8, 2011
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