pay phones 

Phones that cost 50 cents to use & are out in public. They used to be 10 cents in the 70's & 5 cents in New Orleans.

When I used pay phones in the 70's, I was surprised that it only gave 3 minutes of talk time for 10 cents!

pay phones by Starchylde May 28, 2016

Profesicus 

A person whose mind is completely free. Who sees without limits, and views the world from out, of body like that of the spirit. Absent of judgment, not influenced by emotions, thoughts, or external static. But holds the power to blend soul with mind and eyes with soul as if they were the creator of the universe. Profoundly connected with everything and an enlightened understanding of the heavens far beyond that of space and time.

The man that spoke about the harmonious balance of loves heart was indeed himself Profesicus.

Profesicus by Profesicus August 20, 2020

Strictly Professional 

These are a combination of words used by Mr. Hero Fiennes Tiffin to describe his relationship with Ms. Josephine Langford. They both are the most strictly professional actors that you have ever heard of.

-Hey did you see the new interview with Hero and Jo?
-I did. Apparently, they are just 'strictly professional', but we know otherwise.

Strictly Professional by A Josexual November 15, 2020

pornesian parrapio 

The best name possible

Jin: What’s your name

Joonie: PoRnEsIaN pArRaPIo

pornesian parrapio by Yeetgang October 29, 2018

Professional Drinking Companion

(Noun) a professional drinker that provides alcoholic induced emotional support to other drinkers at parties, bars, and clubs. They may also be referred to as a PDC.

That guy is always at the bar providing good sound almost believable advice. He must be a Professional Drinking Companion (PDC).

Professional Drinking Companion by kerb-stirer September 21, 2013

Professional Homeowner 

An unskilled, lazy individual who has been fired from numerous jobs and relegated to sitting at home fantasizing that doing household chores is a full time profession.

That wanker was fired from every job he was hired to do and is now stuck being a professional homeowner.

Professional Homeowner by rainbowking January 30, 2023

Professional Dumbass

Someone who does stupid shit so often, they somehow become proficient at doing it well

Stan is a professional dumbass, he keeps getting himself out of stupid situations

Professional Dumbass by Garlic S August 25, 2020