When you sit too long slinging code, and you get a zit on your ass, therefore making it hard to get a project done.
if (asscheek =~ /zit/) {
coding->squirm_in_discomfort();
}
else {
pop->that_bitch();
}
print "programming zit dealt with\n";
coding->squirm_in_discomfort();
}
else {
pop->that_bitch();
}
print "programming zit dealt with\n";
by Codeman_333 March 29, 2011
A computer programming technique/practice where two programmers work together to improve their code through mutual code review.
Sometimes criticised due to its abuse by less competent individuals to shelter their lack of ability under the protection of a mentor. Such abuse traditionally involves the two 'programmers' being physically present together at all times the code is worked on... and perhaps some man loving.
Sometimes criticised due to its abuse by less competent individuals to shelter their lack of ability under the protection of a mentor. Such abuse traditionally involves the two 'programmers' being physically present together at all times the code is worked on... and perhaps some man loving.
by Pairly Good September 14, 2009
two famous abstinence programs are WoW and, more laughably bad, Runescape. Much funner than wearing a chastity belt
by Xtreme2252 March 8, 2009
One of the most challenging high school programs, yet totally useless. IB students rarely have a life, and if they do usually do not do well in their academics. The IB curriculum is usually adapted to their specific high school, however IB students are required to write IAs in every subject, the world lit essay, and extended essay (4000 words) and complete at least 150 CAS (creative, active, service) hours.
The average IB student gets between 2-5 hours of sleep every night, due to hour long procrastination and a huge work load. They are also typically divided into at least 5 groups:
- The hard working, well doing nerd (no life)
- The hard working, not so well doing nerd (no life)
- The semi hard working, well doing normal teeny (a life)
- The "I don't give a shit" person (PARTYYY)
- The smart person who doesn't work (PARTYYYY)
Despite the different types of IB students the typical IB student is awkward. They lack the normal gossipy world of high school, and are sheltered and protected from anything that's not school-related. On top of that, whenever IB students hang out, the only thing they are able to talk about is school.
It is however to be considered, that most IB students hate the IB program and wish they could "drop out" or "drop to academic".
The average IB student gets between 2-5 hours of sleep every night, due to hour long procrastination and a huge work load. They are also typically divided into at least 5 groups:
- The hard working, well doing nerd (no life)
- The hard working, not so well doing nerd (no life)
- The semi hard working, well doing normal teeny (a life)
- The "I don't give a shit" person (PARTYYY)
- The smart person who doesn't work (PARTYYYY)
Despite the different types of IB students the typical IB student is awkward. They lack the normal gossipy world of high school, and are sheltered and protected from anything that's not school-related. On top of that, whenever IB students hang out, the only thing they are able to talk about is school.
It is however to be considered, that most IB students hate the IB program and wish they could "drop out" or "drop to academic".
Example 1:
IB1: Hey __________, what's up?
IB2: Not much really, just working on my World Lit.
IB1: Oh really? And how did you do on that Math Test?
IB2: Man, so badly. Dude I hate the IB Program.
Example 2:
nonIB: Hey, how are you?
IB: Pretty good, hbu?
nonIB: Same. Did you hear about ________ and ________ breaking up? I can't believe they are over, they've been together for ever!
IB: They were in a relationship??!?!?! :O
*awkward silence*
nonIB: Man you guys in the IB Program don't hear about anything!
IB1: Hey __________, what's up?
IB2: Not much really, just working on my World Lit.
IB1: Oh really? And how did you do on that Math Test?
IB2: Man, so badly. Dude I hate the IB Program.
Example 2:
nonIB: Hey, how are you?
IB: Pretty good, hbu?
nonIB: Same. Did you hear about ________ and ________ breaking up? I can't believe they are over, they've been together for ever!
IB: They were in a relationship??!?!?! :O
*awkward silence*
nonIB: Man you guys in the IB Program don't hear about anything!
by IB4LIFE January 5, 2011
Seth MacFarlane used Spinach Programming when he temporarily killed Brian, everybody freaked out, but the ratings for the show went up.
by C3rb3rus_Prim3 January 14, 2014
A program originally started in the 70s to help substance addicted aviators get back in the cockpit. Homes has transformed into a corrupt program where faa doctors extort money out of pilots by forcing them into HIMS. If a pilot won’t go into HIMS they lose their entire career and lively hood. HIMS is completely about making as much money as possible and is not truly concerned about the safety of the National airspace.
by Himsiscorrupt July 18, 2021
A programming hydra is problem of trying to patch one bug in a program only to create more with the patch.
John: I thought you said you were going to patch your program?
Kevin: I did patch it.
John: Well it has more bugs now.
Kevin: Ah yes, the programming hydra. Patch one bug and two more take its place.
Kevin: I did patch it.
John: Well it has more bugs now.
Kevin: Ah yes, the programming hydra. Patch one bug and two more take its place.
by Hanokite November 16, 2017