Progster 

A Person who listens to Progressive Rock or Metal like Dream Theater or Opeth

That Guy is A Progster

Progster by rapidspeed February 23, 2009

promasterbate 

v. Killing time by masterbating

"Instead of doing homework, I went online and promasterbated."

promasterbate by tencia beast February 18, 2008

Procasterbating

The act of masterbating instead of doing something important. (ie. homework)

Jim: Instead of doing that project, I was procasterbating.

Me: ZOMG me too!

Procasterbating by bob mcd June 16, 2007

procasterbate

Putting something off so you can masterbate instead.

I should have finished writing that english paper, but I procasterbated instead.

procasterbate by PilgoreThaGoat February 21, 2011

progastronate 

The art of cooking or baking, instead of doing what really needs doing.

Example 1: I can't help but progastonate.

Example 2: Mike really should be doing his work rather than progastronating.

Example 1: I can't help but progastronate.

Example 2: Mike really should be doing his work rather than progastronating.

progastronate by mikewithhisbike December 1, 2021

Procasternate

To Waste time using Procaster when you could be doing much more productive work

I was planning on doing math homework but I decided to Procasternate.

Procasternate by Billie Gene October 29, 2010

Promasternate 

To sexually arouse oneself during procrastination.

Matt began to promasternate while looking at his assigned home work.

Matt promasternated after reading his assigned homework.

Matt likes to smoke cigarettes after promasternating.

Promasternate by AEIOwnU2 February 24, 2010