by Tom Kisner June 5, 2007
by SEAN K (skimbo) April 26, 2005
dad: did you clean your room?
you: ohh, ohh, yeah, just... one.... second
dad: what are you doing in there?
You: Procrasterbating
you: ohh, ohh, yeah, just... one.... second
dad: what are you doing in there?
You: Procrasterbating
by loserlord12 August 21, 2011
by Zagurski November 8, 2011
Tim: Hey, John are you going to do the science project?
John: I think I will go procrasterbate in the bathroom.
Tim: You little fucker.
John: I think I will go procrasterbate in the bathroom.
Tim: You little fucker.
by bolls in a can July 23, 2011
1. To take physical and mental pleasure in procrastinating
2. Putting things off while realizing that it feels good, but you're really only screwing yourself.
2. Putting things off while realizing that it feels good, but you're really only screwing yourself.
In an effort to procrasterbate, I alphabetized my roommate's CD collection and made an ASCII art wall hanging of Van Gogh's ear. In color.
...I am so screwed.
...I am so screwed.
by myrddins January 9, 2006
instead of doing your homework or anything else you just procrasterbate and just cry while you masturbate
by parry henis October 13, 2007